You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
