he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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