Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You work out of a Hotel?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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