idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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