So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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