We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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