idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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