Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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