You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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