Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize