Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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