That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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