: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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