Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We had sex on a dog bed..
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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