so explain again why im purple
no
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
handjob tips. give me some.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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