I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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