Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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