I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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