wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
