my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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