it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ketchup is God's man juice
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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