I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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