we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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