he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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