can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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