Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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