She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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