I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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