I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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