There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
operation have a gay friend backfired
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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