Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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