I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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