I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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