Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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