I don't think brook has ever known best
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm like, not good at living.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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