Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
