I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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