I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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