i always forget guys have bellybuttons
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
