She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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