Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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