oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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