How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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