yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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