That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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