I wish i was in the wii world.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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