Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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