Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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