Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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