big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
COCAINE IS GR8
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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