did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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