awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
