she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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